• Baby Boomers: The recent generation is so rude
  • Baby Boomers: Screams at servers over petty shit like toast
  • Baby Boomers: Screams at cashier for telling them their coupon is expired
  • Baby Boomers: Ignores store policy
  • Baby Boomers: Says racist and sexist things

stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

(via m0saic-broken-hearts)

College in a nutshell

  • Goes to class: Teacher repeats the same damn thing again. Nothing important happens.
  • Misses one class: The cure to cancer is created, Waldo is found, AIs took over, the second coming of Jesus Christ took place and the Fire Nation attacked.

chrssy:

show up to your funeral like

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(via sorry)

how to tell if a movie is shit

callmeoutis:

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(via sorry)